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Blossomo
23-08-08, 06:09
In the lawsuit entitled Blue v. Blossom S, the plaintiff would allege counts for:

(1) negligent infliction of emotional distress for Blossom's failure to clean litterbox within 5 minutes of every use;

(2) trespass for Blossom's refusal to relinquish plaintiff's favorite spot on couch on demand; and

(3) reckless endangerment, for introducing young, amorous boy cat with "Pepe-le-Pu"-like tendencies into the household.

She wants everything - the house, the car, my husband ... I need to get a lawyer pronto!
Steph, Sunshine, and Julie: I think our cats have been colluding with an ambulance-chasing sleazeball attorney! I threatened my Blue with withholding of her treats if she didn't knock it off, and she muttered something about adding a "retaliation" claim to her lawsuit.

want it now
23-08-08, 06:10
ahaha
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArIJvUMoZrqptQaRkacpTp3sy6IX;_ylv=3?qid =20071107162951AANOPPq

Stan P
23-08-08, 06:12
Not to mention pain and suffering for my farting while she was under the covers...

sassysuzy
23-08-08, 06:12
Imprisonment. He wants to go outside all of the time!

BlackSea
23-08-08, 06:12
You have a great sense of humor! And speaking of our cat, she might accuse us of not providing her fav fresh cooked chicken every time she demands it. :)

driver
23-08-08, 06:12
My cat would sue me for waking her up at odd hours when I roll over in bed. Reckless endangerment.

Marine
23-08-08, 06:15
locking him outside in the cold

TopPotts
23-08-08, 06:15
Uh...well:
1. Cats can't sue, though a person may attempt to represent them and sue, I suppose.
2. I don't have a cat.
3. Based on #1 alleged counts are invalid.

monkey
23-08-08, 06:15
my cat is spoiled and all i had to do was pet one of my other cats and he would poo on my bed