Cats And Dogs (Jokes)?

[SweetLemons]

Your Ad HereWhat is a cat?


- Cats do what they want.

- They rarely listen to you.

- They are totally unpredictable.

- When you want to play, they want to be alone.

- When you want to be alone, they want to play.

- They expect you to cater to their every whim.

- They are moody.

- They leave hair everywhere.

- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.


Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.

What is a dog?


- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

- They can hear a package of food ing half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.

- They growl when they are not happy.

- When you want to play, they want to play.

- When you want to be alone, they want to play.

- They are great at begging.

- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

- They leave their toys everywhere.

- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.


- Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...I must be a God!
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Hope you liked them, does anyone else have any jokes aobut the difference between cats and dogs or similar to the ones above?
The best joke gets 10 points!
BTW: I heard of a lot of catand dog jokes so yeh be original XD